Just so you all know I have the best friend in the world and I really miss him when he’s not around because it doesn’t really feel like home and I feel empty. I’m glad there’s someone in my life who can make me feel like that but also someone I can trust to never leave me just like I promised I won’t leave him. If you ever find someone like this in your life - keep them close. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.

Also, he is absolutely perfect because he’s cool, hella handsome (jfc he wakes up more attractive than most of the world how can I even begin to tell you???), gets all my jokes, knows the weirdest facts about me, knows my strengths and weaknesses, knows all of my embarrassing stories, and knows my shortcomings as a person but he still chooses to be my best friend. We have more common ground than any duo ever and I’m not exaggerating here. We have never argued about anything ever. The one thing we disagree on is ‘who has the better best friend’ and my best friend is miles ahead in that competition.

This is my attempt at letting him know how amazing he truly is and how much of an impact he has had on my life. I wouldn’t be here right now typing this up if he had not been a part of my life. I’m so glad I got allotted Flat 56. Looking back, that seems to be the best thing that had happened to me in a really long time. Not many good things happen to me, I’m very unlucky like that. For some things, you can take days - weeks - maybe even months to decide whether you like them and want to keep them in your life or not. And then there are cases like this one - where I’ve known him for just about 6 months and I don’t want to remember the life I had before him and I can’t imagine a life now or in future without him. 

I doubt I will ever get any luckier than this. If only you saw things from my eyes - you would realise the importance he holds in my life. It’s like 5:30 am and I’m having one of those sleepless nights again. But this time I’m not scared or anything. I’m just scrolling through some old pictures and conversations on my phone and thinking to myself “God damn, what did I ever do to get so lucky??? How did I ever find you in this ridiculously large world??? How did WE become friends out of a stupid number of people on the planet that could’ve been there in place of either or both of us??? But most of all - how lucky am I to have a person to hold on to and share everything with???”

Gonna hold on to you forever wolpertingersandwhiskey.

Zen Dog and Tiny Lemming Best Spuds 5eva!


Chemical fires will signal we’re dead.
Chemical fires will signal we’re dead, gone.
Chemical fires will signal we’re…

When I breathe again, will my lungs fill with fire?
When I breathe again I hope it’s okay.
When I see again when smoke clears who will still remain here?
When I see again, I hope it’s okay.

Chemical fires will signal we’re dead..
Chemical fires will signal we’re dead and gone..
Chemical fires will signal we’re..